Borrowning
the act of purchasing an item that you intend to use and then return for a refund. technically you “own” the item until it’s returned, but you never really intended to pay for it – just borrow, or “borrown” it.
usually perpetrated by the kind of people who arrange for a 2 day test drive of a 4×4 they have no intention of buying so they don’t have to pay for an offroading experience, and then proceed to drive like an -sshat through the local trails.
similar to the term “wardrobing”, but “borrowning” can refer to anything returnable, not just clothes.
“dude, how can you afford a bang & olufsen sound system??? did you borrown it just for the party?”
“of course she’s wearing new jimmy choos – she’s borrowning them, like all of her outfits! she’s like a hobo supermodel. she’s a wardrobing queen.”
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