Boss Band


those really gay hippie bands people wear across their foreheads.

often it’s really a hairband around their heads…

tell tale clues of these tools? the red marks around their heads that remain after removal.
yo what’s that hair thing doing around christie’s head?

– oh, that? it’s a boss band.

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