boss hog


someone who is straight ballin’. does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
sam: man, captain falcon just took yoshi in the b-tt.
rylee: i know, because he’s boss hog.
to take over something, to steal the show, or to take what one wants.
man that mother f-cker came in here and just boss hogged all my beer!
someone who is very flashy and cool with an undeniable sense of independance and does, quite frankly, whatever they please. bosshogs keep it very real and are often hated on for doing so.
donald trump, brad pitt, jay-z, p. diddy are all bosshogs in their own unique ways.
to consume entirely.
dawg, i’m gonn bosshog these pretzels.
yo, that ho bosshogged the chronic.
a pimp. a man that hustles his hoes of which being slam pigs, slam hogs, or pound cakes in order to pay rent. a boss hog is always on call and always has change for a hundo, also known as a c-note or benjamin.
i called up the boss hog and he sent me this beat -ss slam pig of which i hammered on until cops started.
to be at the top of the depth chart. number one! the best there is, ect.
i’m ridin bosshog on 22’s baby.
the act of pinching your foreskin just prior to -j-c-l-t–n so as to create a seal, preventing the s-m-n from exiting. results in the foreskin bloating like a water balloon. the foreskin is then let go, releasing the s-m-n, usually onto another person. can also be performed with urine. is considered by many to be highly arousing, sometimes performed as an alternative to traditional coital acts.
tim: “hey did you see henry on cath lastnight?”

peter: “yeah, looked like he was boss hogging her!”

tim: “oath, his foreskin looked like a basketball!”

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