Bossatage
when you are heading out the door from work and your boss stops you with a project or request that will ruin any hopes you had of making it to your happy hour or early evening booty call.
girl: where were you last night!? that happy hour got out of control. kathy from accounting let ted do a body shot out of her shockingly deep navel!
guy: i got bossataged! i had one foot out the door when i heard “umm, yeah, i’m gonna need you to work late tonight.”
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