bosses’s maximus
a young man in his 20s who is half latino and half arab and can perform tasks much greater then his superiors. who wakes up every morning and p-sses excellence. also the only guy that makes chuck norris look like a 15 yr old boy. he doesn’t wait for life, life waits for him. jesus may have walked on water but he swims through land.
customer 1 “did you see that guy? why was everyone looking at him?”
customer 2 “you don’t know. thats thomas the bosses’s maximus”
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