bossrito
the ultimate burrito. a bossrito can only be made by a man. a bossrito is made of the finest ingredients available at any given time in a bachelor’s house. women dare not attempt to eat a bossrito, for they are inedible to women.
matt: “hey dude, what we eat?”
steve: “i dont know dude.”
matt: “how about a bossrito?”
steve: “mmmm, sounds tasty.”
matt: “dont make me kill you.”
steve: “what you say? shiggity shiggity shwa.”
matt: “how are chu doin big mang?”
steve: “i have bubbly guts, but i’m ok.”
matt: “do you want me to give you spirit fingers?”
steve: “please do.”
matt & steve: “yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”
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