Boston Tea Bag
to take a sh-t and then wipe your -ss with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
in order to give a boston tea bag, first you take a sh-t, and then you wipe your -ss with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
a s-xual move where a man covers his t-st-cl-s in custard before inserting them inside a woman’s (or another man’s, i suppose) mouth, who then draws forth from the aforementioned bag in a succulent manner.
dude, did you make it with sh-lly last night?
yeah, totally. gave her a boston teabag and everything.
really? where’d you get the custard?
i raided the krispy kreme case at the circle k.
sweet. i’ll have to remember that.
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