Botanica


the act of balancing oatmeal cookies on ones nose while fingering your grandfather’s -ss and masturbating two indian conformists who find nothing better to do then fart in jars and feed off the -ss juice of preschoolers.
is wayne brady gunna hafta choke a b-tch?
a sudden act of foolishness that’s normally caused by excessive drinking and inhaling way to much ether…and of course, urine.
last night i got the biggest botanica, and i for some reason i have bad breath.

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