Botched crotch
a term describing the unsuccessful or unprofessional surgery performed on a person to re-ssign their gender. the surgeon may have decided to take a holiday to the bahamas part way through the operation or could have been an alcoholic.
gemima went out on a date with brad but was scared to go all the way. hey, brad was a nice guy but had a vomit reflex when he saw her botched crotch. he was only a humble accountant.
diarrhea so bad your crotch get’s covered in it.
i totally botched crotch earlier today… it was f-cking nasty.
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