both


the combined set of two (or more) squishies (namely br–sts).
logan, look, we’re holding both our boths at once!
the wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. after you try both, there’s no other way to be.
this party won’t be fun unless i’m utterly annihilated. time to get both.
(noun) someone who is both poor and stupid
i’m stuck working with matt, that kid is both as f-ck.

you know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah i’m both.
a combination of broth and bread. both is the main source of nourishment in communist nations. in some countries, it is eaten as much as 18 times a day. as stalin himself once said, “a comrade with both, is a comrade with a smile”. research has shown, the more both you eat, the more left-wing you become. in russia, rather than socialising at the pub like english folk, men gather in both kitchens. in ukraine, it is traditional to make both from family pets once deceased. if you eat both too much, you sprout a moustache.
“both! both! both! both! both!”

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