Botkins
to never have a dull moment, lives life in phases, rarely showers or takes care of teeth. eats milk for dinner most of the time however, hamburger is a favorite too, almost nightly.
“well i smell a botkins”
“yea me to omg thats gross”
one of, pertaining to, or manifesting exceptional unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.
the word “botkin” and corresponding root “botkin-” are used to express these sentiments:
botkinism – a phrase or action which shows unresponsiveness, idiocy, or absurdity.
botkinesque, botkinistic, (less used) botkinlike – of or pertaining to a botkinism or a botkinistic act.
the word “botkin” is believed to have originated from a previous term, “batkhan,” but has since been converted to a more phonetic spelling; it has distinctly proto-indo-european roots, though it has been difficult to pinpoint the exact branch of the language group from whence it stems.
daniel was being really slow today in math cl-ss; what a botkin!
-today i crashed into a parked car.
-that was very botkinesque of you.
today daniel said a true botkinism: he claims that oslo is the capital of italy.
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