Bottle pisser
an individual so addicted to a game, (usually m-ssively multiplayer online role playing games (mmorpg’s)) that said individual will take a p-ss in an empty bottle, rather than spending two minutes going to a toilet because he is affraid to get killed in the game.
bottle p-sser: oh man i got to take a leak, but i’m in this dungeon. what to do?
sane person: just go to the toilet man. i’mm sure your character will survive for 2 minutes. it’s just a game.
bottle p-sser: nah i’ll just take a wee in your empty beer bottle.
sane person: omg you’re a bottle p-sser!
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