bottling water
bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. the poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. solid chunks are not allowed.
i shouldn’t have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now i’m bottling water out of my -ss!!
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the occurrence where people consume water bottles at a large rate. as a result, people appreciate water more, but they leave behind a greater carbon footprint. based on the book by elizabeth royte. have you noticed that people are drinking more water bottles these days?” “yeah, it’s a recurring case of bottlemania.
- Boulevard tramp
a really sl-tty girl that wears clothes she shouldn’t and walks down the block likes shes the hottest girl on the planet. hey rudi did you see that girl walking over on park ave? yeah dude shes gross, her fat -ss was hanging out of her pants; what a boulevard tramp!
- Bradashian's
a mixed family, with similarities to the brady bunch as well as the g-d awful kardashian family. drama and booze run through the viens. “the bradashian’s are no longer allowed at the country club due to the choice of conversation at dinner. who speaks openly about what martini’s and d-ld-‘s have in common.” -bccc
- Brangasm
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- brass bra
(n.)form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: br-ss. offers support and protection of woman’s bust. usually used by witches or warrior princesses. the blow was deflected by her br-ss bra. it’s colder than a witches t-tty in a br-ss bra out here!