Bottom Seater


a bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.
i thought that once i flushed the toilet, it would be gone. but then i lifted up the toilet seat to find that i had left behind a bottom seater.

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