bouldered


created by a cary student; term used to describe the feeling of being extremely stoned, beyond belief.
ryan got bouldered before he went to math.
there are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?

so why always say “i am stoned” when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word “stoned” is too general
“hey dude, you ripped right now?”
-“yeah man, i’m bouldered!”
“d-mn, what are you doing?”
-“uhh. sitting. tv is cool”
the state beyond stoned. the best mafughin’ feeling ever.
em, are you stoned?

naw n-gg- i’m bouldered as f-ck right now.

awhhh yeah!
being so high your past the state of being stoned
“dude how high were you?”
“man, i was bouldered. it was awesome”
a step above stoned, the high equivalent of sh-tfaced.
first i was pebbled, then i was stoned, but eventually i ended up getting boulderedddd
the next level of being stoned.
“bro, your stoned oi!”

“naaah geee. i’m not just stoned, im bouldered.”
when stoned just isn’t enough
1) john lennon and paul mccartney must have been bouldered when they wrote ‘come together’

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