boulton-block
(n.) when another party not only c-ck-blocks you, but then proceeds to take the one you were with and hooks up with said person.
man i was putting so much work in on this girl last night, but this guy swooped in and boulton-blocked me. next thing i know they’re hooking up in the back room.
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