Bouque
noun.
pr-nounced: boke
someone who is both bearded and bald.it is easy to find this person wearing gl-sses, listening to wilco, and, more often than not, consuming copious amounts of bacon.
sally hadn’t seen matt in over three years.
“i’ve lost a lot of hair, haven’t i?” matt asked.
“it’s fine. just pull a bouque and grow out your beard.”
when you are so p-ssed that you want to give someone 5 (or 10) middle fingers so you hold up your whole hand(s) and wiggle the fingers about, to be used with angry face and to not be confused with a backwards wave.
f-ck that guy! he totally cut me off, you know what jack-ss? here is a godd-mn bouque
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