bourbon bog
after a hard night on the bourbon you will usually find that the next morning that it can be quite difficult to do a t-rd, it is quite large, very dark brown and unnusually sticky, this is called the bourbon bog.
my bourbon bog was so sticky and enlarged that i was on the toilet for at least 3 hours and it ripped all the hair from my -ss on its way out.
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