bourke
the opposite of a lightweight; someone who is capable of drinking and smoking large amounts for a long period of time. i.e. the man, a god, etc.
man, keep that up and you’ll be a bourke.
i could never keep up with him, he’s a bourke.
a man who is made of pure solid nail power. can be used as a noun and as a verb rather strangely. his awesome moves are blindingly quick. no man stands a chance against a nail.
guy 1: do you know dan bourke?
guy 2: he’s the man who is made of pure plutonium solidness, isn’t he?
guy 1: some say he’s a close descendant of chuck norris…
guy 2: d-mn right…
slang for b–bs
d-mn, check out the bourkes on her!
a fat man who cannot run further than 10 metres without crying, who eats 15 x 21 profiteroles each day, who sweats out of his own -n-s then uses the liquid in his tea, who sometimes likes to feed on his own nipples secretion and when the weather gets really hot goes to waterpark and kids use him as a ride.
guy:what the f-ck is that lump of sh-t doing on my lawn?
bourke:sorry mate, just went for a roll and couldnt be f-cked to go any further.
guy:oh sorry man didnt know that was you
another name for a donk whilst playing poker
“all in with 4 6? you are suck a bourke”
a sydney based term essentially meaning gronk. same meaning as burke however the spelling occasionally varies.
f-ck that guy is a bourke
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