bourne

a killing machine who leads a double life as a spy and family man.
jason bourne the fictional character in the robert ludlum series.
bourne, m-ssachusetts is a very diverse, ridiculous, and interesting place to live. this town consists of villages, sagamore, sagamore beach, bournedale, buzzards bay, monument beach, gray gables, cataumet, and poc-sset. it is predominantly white and protestant with scattered roman catholics and african-americans. the school system is alright until you get to bourne high. bhs turns everyone into a screwed up, cynical druggie. the winters are absolutely brutal creating a ghost town. nearly everyone in the town succ-mbs to smoking dope and drinking during the winter to cope with the lack of sh-t to do. when i say everyone i mean everyone. parents and children alike. one of the towns in m-ssachusetts with most marijuana use per capita. as spring comes about every village becomes inhabited with old people and tourists who take it as their right to deny the year-rounders the liberty of using the beaches and having bonfires. the summer is hot and humid and every village has its niche for the teenagers. poc-sset is bridge jumping, sagamore beach is beaching, sagamore is walking to the beach, monument beach is walking to poc-sset, buzzards bay is being ghetto, and bournedale is asking their parents to move. once august comes and the tourists leave and summer is ending is the best time of year for a two week span between touristlessness and school is a freedom of no other. people with the luxury of living in this town take it for granted,
1- it’s december what’s up in bourne?
2- smoking dope and drinking

1- it’s april what’s up in bourne?
2- kids are getting antsy in their pantsy.

1- it’s july whats up in bourne
2- tourists.

1- it’s october what’s up in bourne
2- kid’s are back in school and hating life.
bourne is town in m-ssachusetts. it’s not a huge place, but it’s a pretty town. the winters can be cold, but so is the rest of m-ss. summers can be cold, mild, or blazing hot at some points, it varies from year to year. a lot of people come to bourne in the summer or spring, mainly to see the c-n-l and other places. contrary to what some people believe, it’s a nice area with good people. the town isn’t incredibly impressive, but it’s not a bad place to live.
person one: hey, you live in bourne, right?
person two: yeah. why?
person one: how’s the weather there?
person two: well… it’s kind of cold, but… we have great fish!
somewhat derivative of ‘burn’, using the character jason bourne’s last name as a play on the word burn (except its somewhat sp-wned its own meaning.).

similar to other terms such as ‘pwned/owned’.
‘d00d, you totally bournes’d him.’

‘maybe cause his name was jason bouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurnes.’

‘and now you look surprised. bouuuuuuuuuuurnes.’

‘bouuuurnes!’
the first town anybody drives into when they cross the bridges onto cape cod, m-ssachusetts. a rather boring town to be honest, but it’s pretty. in the summer the traffic sucks because the people who built the cape cod c-n-l were stupid enough to build it touching only one town, and then went ahead and put two bridges up, like the second one would help. but besides the negative things it’s okay. could be worse. there’s good fishing and fun things to do if you know where to look.
person1: hey, where do you live?
person2: bourne
when your vehicle and several others are involved in a catastrophic auto accident with parts scattered everywhere.
1. i saw a highway accident littered with bourne vehicles. 2. let’s bourne that guy. 3. he was bourne again. 4. t-bourned.