Boutwood


to do a boutwood is to tell your friend’s enemy about something your friend said about them – normally something s-xual. as in ‘about wood’ ~ about p-n-s.
martha: i bet tom is hung.
jack: haha, yeh! go for him!

jack: hey, tom, martha is all up on your sh-t!

martha: oh, no! tom just talked to me about his d-ck! jack did a boutwood!
a person, usually a girl, who constantly shines and polishes the crystals that surround her b-m. sometimes also have nipples with a thick coating of white caster sugar.
caz: g-d, that girl, is such a boutwood!
emily: what? g-d, thats one beautiful crystalised -ss she got on her!
geoffrey: and look at those sugar coated t-tties!

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