bouve
n. french for “dork”.
a cl-ssification of a south beach drag queen with an nfl fetish.
“the bouve really took a keen awareness of the tight derriers among the orange and aqua clad gladiators.”
a person who s-xually fixates on a professional sports player.
he pulled a bouve when he whipped off a batch to a ricky willaims poster.
the stalker that has been watching me the last year since i’ve come to miami. he leaves me flowers and naked pictures of himself.
ricky williams at an interview: ” i have a bouve after me!”
to wrongfuly make claims
jayson blair is a bouve
simply amazing
ricky williams is bouve
the sound it makes when i stick it in your mother’s b-m
(see mua)
bouve…….splat……ahhhhhhh
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