bovinity
the absolute ant-thesis of sincere behaviour in human form. namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of a to b (via z). also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.
“could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?”
“yes! in the name of insane bovinity, i shall! (ya fat heifer).”
in the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. just plain foolishness.
“any instances of bovinity while i was on lunch?”
“mmm, a few…”
“that pimplestilskin has got to go.”
“cowpell.”
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