Bowel Towel
noun; after taking a sh-t and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
“after michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub.”
toilet paper.
grab me a few pages of the new york times, please. we’re out of bowel towels again.
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