bowels


lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having sh-t
medical officer: “have you opened your bowels today, morgan?”
morgan: no sir, i haven’t been issued with any.”
the propper term for “b-tt cheeks.”
i open my bowels in your general direction!

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