Bowie bulge


an obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male’s clothing.

originates from the movie labyrinth, where rock legend david bowie plays the goblin king, dressed in a skin-tight spandex catsuit that completely fails to conceal his genitalia. this is made all the more uncomfortable by the fact that his character materialises in a teenage girl’s bedroom and steals her baby brother.
i enjoyed the cirque du soleil but some of the guys had some serious bowie bulge going on.

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