bowiesexual
an otherwise heteros-xual man who acknowledges that he would still be defenseless against any s-xual advances made by david bowie himself.
now i’m not gay, but david bowie is david bowie. i guess i’m bowies-xual.
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only being attracted to anyone who looks like david bowie, especially if this person loves david bowie, dresses like david bowie, or both. women, gay men, and heteros-xual men can all identify themselves as bowies-xual.
girl: i love your platform shoes! i am bowies-xual, and you are totally hot.
guy: i am too! you can’t deny david bowie’s s-xual allure. wanna make out?
girl: yes! can i call you david?
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