bowl snake
a long, continuous t-rd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.
extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circ-mference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is “pebbled” to resemble rattles.
no accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.
takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. a plumber’s absolute nightmare.
you: dude! that is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn’t your parents ever teach you to flush?
roommate: i did flush! twice! that is one tenacious bowl snake!
you (handing roommate the plunger): you know what to do.
roommate (handing you the brush): cover me! i’m going in!
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