bowl winder


a sh-t in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle
after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder
a bowlwinder is a mega-t-rd so great in length, that it actually winds around the toilet bowl like a soft serve cone at the dairy queen.
dude, i think i’m going to be sick. i just went to take a leak in the gas station bathroom and somebody left a bowlwinder in there! i think it was staring at me.

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