bowmergency
a situation in where you have misplaced or do not have the appropriate bow to put in your daughters hair for a certain occasion.
laurie: what do you mean you can’t find the snoflake bow?!?
travis: i don’t know. i just can’t find it.
laurie: oh my gosh travis what have you done! now we have a bowmergency on our hands!
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