box jockey


slang for someone versed in the art of cracking safes.
“they said he could get into anything. they said he’s even been in margaret thatcher’s p-ssy.”
anyone who is stuck behind a computer (box) all day at work; the modern, technologically-enhanced form of desk jockey.

software developers, cad operators, graphic designers, data entry clerks, accounting minions and administrative -ssistants are all examples of poor souls who could be referred to as box jockeys.
don’t let the fancy job t-tle fool you. bob’s still nothing but a box jockey making spreadsheets all day.

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