Box Monkey
someone who works as a loader for ups and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
“what do you do for a living?”
“well, i’m a box monkey for ups.”
a person who recieves any kind of std from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.
friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?
guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a box-monkey .
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