Boxford
the most boring place to live in m-ssachusetts.
boxford blows the big one
a town with the second lowest population density in eastern m-ssachusetts, comprised of rich middle aged white people who like forests and horses better than neighbors; a.k.a. the middle of nowhere.
person 1: where do you live?
person 2: boxford.
person 1: oh, boxborough? i know where that is.
person 2: no, boxford.
person 1: huh?
one of the most boring place to live in m-ssachusetts. boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. there is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed “jacks”/”waynes”, or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.
desiring to live in boxford (aka bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn’t mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.
a rural, country town in m-ssachusetts.
horses, farms, big houses, land
boxford= sticks
the most random place in m-ssachusettes to live. people in the neighboring areas are under the impression that people in boxford live in a box and drive a ford car. on the contrary people in boxford live in nice big houses and drive nice cars.
boxford is near north andover, this is where boxfordians go to have some fun
one of the most boring place to live in m-ssachusetts. boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. there is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed “jacks”/”waynes”, or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.
desiring to live in boxford (aka bugsford) usually means that one has a strong dislike of humankind and doesn’t mind insects of every shape and size living along side them in the woods.
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