boy scout

a member of an organization that is miserably misunderstood. in the boyscouts most of the boys spend their time playing with knives, fire,and guns. most people say they are wimpy nerds when in fact most of them are experts with knives and could kill you from fifty feet with a spoon. on camping trips they play knife games and try to set everything they can on fire. boy scouts do not learn good values and how to eat bugs they become experts with dangerous weapons.
average guy: hey look it’s a wimpy little boyscout hahaha.
boy scout:…
average guy: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!(lying on ground with 6 knives in his chest, all of his fingers removed, set on fire, and three tomahawks in his stomach).
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a member of an elite organization that is almost a pre-military organization. most members teach themselves how to throw knives. they also know how to shoot guns, and survive in the wilderness. almost all of them are athletic and involved in sports. simply, they are beasts in all areas.
terrorist: i’m going to kick your -ss, b-tch!
-boy scout gives the terrorist the “death stare.”-
bystander: i don’t think that’s such a good idea… he’s a boy scout.
terrorist: i don’t care i’m gonna kill this little mother fu…
-boy scout blocks the terrorist’s punch, breaks his arm, and then flips him on the ground. the boy scout then puts the terrorist in a headlock until he p-sses out. the boy scout then proceeds to carry the terrorist into the woods where he ties him up in a tree.-
a group of mainly white people that every one thinks is queer but all they do all day is burn sh-t and cut stuff. most know more then 345 ways to kill you
gangster:boy scouts are f-gs
boy scout:what n-gg-
gangster:do somthin
boy scout: ……….
boy scout: gangster rip
an organization that is thought to be comprised of wimps and geeks, but most of the wimps and geeks don’t get past cub scouts. the ones who continue avoid the fun stuff like rock climbing, kayaking, etc (the reasons everyone stays with it).
while nick is a whiner who p–ps the bed, the rest of the boy scout troop is fun most of the time.
1. an individual (typicaly a male) who aproaches every situaion with careful thought and skill.

2. one who does everything according to the rules.

3. one who is not rebelious or a rule breaker; always on time. punctual. polite to a fault.
your a total boyscout with that first aid kit in your wallet! what else have you got in there, a comp-ss & two-way radio!
a quasi military organization that trains young american boys how to kick -ss and take names,they do a lot more than than set stuff on fire and tie knots.
micheal: i would never join the boy scouts, its gay
john: i know how to 200 ways to kill you in 5 secs
a person who is very bad-ss. many make fun of them, but just because they are jealous of their bad-ssery. can survive in almost any condition, and know over 9000 ways to kill you. can do so with almost anything, from a knife to a chipmunk.
average guy- “nerd”
boy scout- -throws chipmunk-
average guy- -face gets ripped off-