boyfriend epidemic
when all the p-ssy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.
d-mn, there are so many hot chicks here. too bad there is a f-cking boyfriend epidemic.
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expression used when a girl has beautifully-shaped, enormous br–sts that cannot be hidden by her clothes or any combination of bras and fat-chic shirts. they must be a minimum full c cup or better to qualify for this t-tle. d-mn bro, that b-tch has got h-llarack.
- busting a mission
to get away with something not approved of by parental or otherwise some other authority. we’re gonna walk to a party tonight in the next neighborhood while my mom thinks we’re gonna be at the movies, we’re busting a mission.
- armpit of the nation
the state of new jersey ive just drove through the armpit of the nation
- Catholic Uniform Patrol Syndrome
catholic school teachers who abuse their power over catholic school uniform/ free dress codes and behavior policies which were probably created in the middle ages. the teachers are usually middle-aged and hypocrites because they break the rules themselves. they hate uniqueness and want you to be like clones of each other. they hate emos, thrashers, […]
- Jeggo
when in the spooning position two consenting adults wiggle back and forth in rhythm so their combined bodies jiggle like a cube of jello. in order to achieve the proper effect both parties’ movements must be barely perceptible. the resulting effect feels like you are on a waterbed. how about you lock the door and […]