boystuckinmansbody
a boystuckinmansbody is just that… a little, immature, p-ssy boy stuck (supposed to be, but not) mature, intelligent man’s body. normally, boystuckinmansbodies think they are “da bomb,” get easily annoyed over, trivial, pointless things, and whine excessively. a most unfortunate illness, and is, as of yet, incurable. however, whacking boystuckinmansbodies with large sticks and/or cars is highly encouraged, and is (as scientific research is close to proving,) helpful.
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “get the f-ck out of the way dude you suck! your sh-tty-ss car is no match for mine! mooooove!”
driver of smaller, normal car: “um… i can’t. the light is red.”
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “so?? wtf ever! f-ckin move!”
driver of smaller, normal car: “but you can’t drive when the light is red!”
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “f-ck yeah you can! move f-cker!”
driver of smaller, normal car: “geez. what a boystuckinmansbody!”
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “wtf you call me!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
etc.
a boystuckinmansbody is just that… a little, immature, p-ssy boy stuck (supposed to be, but not) mature, intelligent man’s body. normally, boystuckinmansbodies think they are “da bomb,” get easily annoyed over, trivial, pointless things, and whine excessively. a most unfortunate illness, and is, as of yet, incurable. however, whacking boystuckinmansbodies with large sticks and/or cars is highly encouraged, and is (as scientific research is close to proving,) helpful.
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “get the f-ck out of the way dude you suck! your sh-tty-ss car is no match for mine! mooooove!”
driver of smaller, normal car: “um… i can’t. the light is red.”
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “so?? wtf ever! f-ckin move!”
driver of smaller, normal car: “but you can’t drive when the light is red!”
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “f-ck yeah you can! move f-cker!”
driver of smaller, normal car: “geez. what a boystuckinmansbody!”
driver of a large, enthusiastic truck: “wtf you call me!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
etc.
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