BPH


bph- stands for beers per hour. the higher the bph the more beer is needed for this person.
person1. hey whats your average bph?
person2. a little under 36.
person1. sh-t we are going to need more beer.
2 more definitions
bauer power hour; to watch jack bauer dominate 24
hey guess what time it is bob?
what time is it joe?
b.p.h.!!!!!
24 is on!?!?!?!?!
yeaaaa!!!!
a gang of asbo youths living in the northwest area known as the barratt pot heads
im not going down there we might be knifed by the bph

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