Brach


pr-nounced br-ah-k, a noun and verb. a machine, robot-like man who will destroy anything and everything that attempts to block him from one his many epic life challenges.
when he drinks, he chugs until he brachs out, and then finds a worthy female to reveal his legendary brachasaurus.
“dude i got totally brached up last night!”

“i brached that girl so hard, i was a machine!”

“that guy’s such a brach, he doesn’t talk. he just goes to the gym gets ripped and then drinks beer.
a loser who sits in his parents basment and play’s wow .he leeches money from from his parents when ever he can.when ever he gets money he spends it on drugs, and prost-tutes . the relationship between him and he girlfriend is questionable.
“f-ck you brach”
an idiot who thinks hes the s-xiest thing in the world. he’s actually secretly insecure about himself and when he breaks up with a girl, hands them a piece of paper explaining why he’s doing the breaking up. then later holds a grudge against the girl who did nothing wrong that he broke up with in the first place. beware of a brach girls. hes nothing but a p-ssy and is extremely sensitive; which is just f-cking annoying.
brach: alicia i love you so much my darling!
alicia: i love you too!
brach: what the f-ck is wrong with you? you’re a wh-r- and im breaking up with you.
alicia: why?
brach: because. i’m an -ss.

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