the feeling one gets when a person named brad causes you to feel agitated.
brad took forever to pick me up. i’m so f*cking bradgitated right now.
- swordfish d*ld*
the physical embodiment of being f*cked in the *ss by something so hard, it makes your r*ct*m bleed. “f*cking h*ll gary, thanks to your little escapade, we now have gotten the swordfish d*ld* from corporate. good job.”
- mom's private stash
breast milk. baby’s trying to get a squirt of mom’s private stash.
- boca steamer
a variation of the cleveland steamer better suited for rich sn*bby boca b*tches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. louis vuitton or chanel) and place the sh*t filled handbag onto the b*tches chest. i met this spoiled b*tch at the town center mall and she really needed a boca steamer dropped on her […]
- payday wife
military slang for a faithless wife, who would make up with a naive, young troop around payday, clear out his cash then again abandon him to party with other men. the pfc finally got rid of that payday wife, who was catting around the bars.