bradshawed
to horde office supplies for your pleasure or amus-m-nt since you are tightwadded, dust farting, old goat.
do we have any more paperclips? no, someone bradshawed all of them.
this verb, coined by the hall of fame football player terry bradshaw, describes the following 12 step process:
1) find a sl-tty woman.
2) get wasted.
3) find an audience.
4) rent a hotel room.
5) invite the audience and the sl-tty woman to the hotel room.
6) ask the sl-t to have s-x with you in front of the audience.
7) make the sl-tty woman sign legal waivers before proceeding.
8) strip the sl-tty woman.
8) lube up the sl-t’s -ss & watch her get h-rny.
9) pull out your b-n-r.
10) drive your b-n-r up her -ss in one fell swoop.
11) pull your b-n-r out and slap her -ss.
12) walk toward the door and say, “you just got bradshawed!”
kyle debated giving kim a dirty sanchez or perhaps a donkey punch, but bradshawed her instead. kim’s -ss really felt reamed after she got bradshawed.
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