Brady Hoke
head football coach for the university of michigan. he is known for his excessive eating habits, giant gut, and type 2 diabetes.
guy 1: did you hear the exciting news about brady hoke?
guy 2: no, i’m guessing he lost to michigan state again.
guy 3: well that will happen in a few months, but he is actually going to be on the next season of “the biggest loser”
guy 4: good for him. i will be proud of him if he can somehow get below the 500 pound mark.
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