s*xy best that gets all the hoes
you are a bradystabler
a chinese man was a being a little b*tch a: this chinese guy is so irritating b: ya, he’s such a guokang
the most bad*ss guy around. if you’re friends with him you are just leeching off of his epicness. also, he has a big p*n*s hey do you know heysamurott? yeah! he’s so cool!
ab *sshole who has no life and wants to die wow he’s definitely a mrslothypotato
- the clarence
this is a s*xual position. while hitting it doggy style, you lift your right leg on the night stand and put your left hand on your left hip and thrust forcefully d*mn n*gg*, i hurt my back giving her the clarence