one person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
the “brag-race” is now on.
whoever runs out of brags first, looses.
i was at the bar last night.
stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
the brag race ended in tears when stan forced mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.
he is a tw-t stop being such an ashir
makes amazing tea and even better company. don’t touch his rug. lutfi’s having a tea party. we know.
- foreplay day
tuesday. if wednesday is hump day, surely, tuesday is foreplay day… kat-i have to say that you s-xting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet! kent-perfect, i figured since i was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, i’d make this foreplay day…
- isaac salas
a legend that is a bit high. did you see that isaac salas he saved the world while taking a dump.
a t-rd so long it either curves all the way up or around a toilet the party was ruined when joe refused to flush his bowlcurler. the remnants frightened all party guests