bragging


to keep saying about something that your proud of.
tom ‘yeh i got with sarah last night’
fred ‘ yeh stop bragging’
to feel good about somthing extremely stupid that only you would ever be proud of.
spencer: i can’t believe that i’m finnally dating ashley!

zach: yeah, i feel your pain. it lookes like someone squished her face together and super glued it that way.

spencer: but i don’t feel any pain about it. is there something that you want to tell me?

zach: ummm… i’ll just be in the other room. seeya!!! (zach runs, spencer continues bragging to himself)

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