Bragsplanation
when one brags about oneself while trying to disguise it as an attempt to explain something.
joe: “i know for a fact that the sky is blue because it reflects the color of the ocean, because i notice it is bluer when i’m sailing on my $2m yacht in the hamptons.”
sue: “nice bragsplanation.”
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