Braille Driving
driving along the dotted lines, shoulder or reflector b-mps, as though the tires were reading them, like a blind person reading braille. see also pac-manning
dude, watch out for that car ahead of us, he’s totally braille driving!
the art of driving totally by feel.
if someone is reversing out of a driveway and scr-pes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be ‘braille driving’.
other examples are reversing in to posts or poles – once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.
braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or b-mping in to the car behind or in front.
any sort of driving that involves putting scr-pes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.
anything larger than a scr-pe, ding, dent or bingle is known as ‘advanced braille driving’.
“what are all those dings in your car”?
“i have been practising my braille driving”
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