Brain Burglar


one who in a conversation, discussion or argument deliberately or inadvertently makes ridiculous statements or repeats already invalidated points causing the other party lose their godd-mn mind.
trevor: man, charles is f-cking r-t-rded! i was trying to explain to him why the shamwow is just a piece of corporate slag used to channel the m-sses into following a consumer driven conglomerate and all he kept saying was “get over yourself, olympic divers use it”…

steve: i know man, dont worry about it, he’s a godd-mn brain burglar.

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