brain helmet


kippah, a skullcap worn by religious jews to represent closeness with g-d

not uncommon coming from the mouths of uninformed (i.e. r-t-rded and ignorant) southerners seeing a non-wasp for the first time
(in a southern accent:) wut’s thayt on yur heayd, a brain helmet?

hey, where’re your horns at, anyway?

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