Brain Shit


noun. the inability to recall the simplest of details or solve the easiest of problems. a brain sh-t is much more serious than a brain fart.
guy #2: bro, you spelled cat wrong.

guy #1: wow. i just had a complete brain sh-t.
this is bullsh-t, which consistently comes from a certain person.
that kieron kid constantly brainsh-ts
to literally sh-t using your brain instead of your (or another’s) -n-s. most often done by people who want to make up definitions to words that don’t really exist in order to appear in an online “definitions” database.
most people posting things to “the urban dictionary” are just taking huge brainsh-ts.
hey cody! earl, jordan and me just posted a definition of “ba-donk-a-dank”. of course, “ba-donka-donk” was already done, but we just wanted to brainsh-t. aren’t we cool?!

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