Brainal
the phenomenon whereby the -n-s possesses it’s own brain and makes it’s own decisions.
brain + -n-l = brainal
you are walking home and the urge to sh-t hits you, the brain in your head tells your -n-s to tighten and you continue walking. you are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you’re scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).
this situation occurs because the brain in your -n-s overrides the brain in your head. despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.
“the -ss always knows”
when one is skull f-cked beyond comprehension – thus taking part in the act of brainal.
“ah man did you hear about that l-ss that callum gave brainal?”
“yeah i did, she had a concussion for a week!”
the act of using an animal brain and placing it inside the b-tthole of your s-xual partner then -n-ling having intercourse with her while the brain is in her r-ct-m
dude my hoe let me give her brainal for the minimal price of 10 dollars!
of or pertaining to the brain.
1. the patient has suffered a stroke in his brainal cortex.
2. when anatomy students study brainal anatomy, it is standard practice to probe the broab, located dorsally.
when a female (or male, depending on your preference) performs f-ll-t– on you after -n-l s-x before cleaning the p-n-s.
you, this chick natalia is mad nasty, she gave me some brainal last night after i was up in that -n-s for like an hour.
to kill someone and then… well… you get the picture.
one step above ins-n-l
2 steps above cr-n-l
guy 1: do you know anything about the dead girl on your bed, bro?
guy 2: yea… it was brainal…
guy 1: not bad
-high fives-
one step above mind-f-ck.
nietzsche: god is dead!!!!
jimmy neutron: mind-f-ck!!!!!!!
nietzsche: srsly…
jimmy neutron: brainal!!!!!!
-head explodes and sprays copious amounts of sh-t and j-zz across the walls, and a little trickle lands on nietzsche’s uber-stache…
nietzsche: hmmm….
-tongues his ‘stache suggestively.
nietzsche: bon appet-t
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